January 2011
47 posts
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have you ever kissed a football player?
Nope
what was your last text about?
“LOOOOVE you!”
could you ever be friends with the person who hurt you most in life?
If I forgive and forget, which is very unlikely
the person you last kissed finds someone new, what is your reaction?
Oh, you can bet I’ll make his life hell
have you held hands with somebody in the past three...
I'm so bored that I've succumbed to already...
The moment when a girl finds out that they can...
Is the moment where they start to over do it. I noticed most girls like to arch their eyebrows far above their natural arch line. You’re just making yourself look slutty. I understand that not everyone is blessed with full eyebrows or whatever, but if you’re gonna fill them in, then at least make sure they look natural, not like you tattooed them on. But if they’re sperm shaped, oh damn, you’re...
“Scar tissue has no character. It’s not like skin. It doesn’t show age or illness...”
– Girl interrupted (via eletheowl)
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
jlcsantos:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
lol!
http://www.inbflat.net/ →
himynameisnico:
Worth your time.
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since...
itsfuckinmalik:
3D Street Artist Paintings by Edgar Muller
baddecisions-makegoodstories:
BIGGEST
MIND
FUCK
OF
LIFE
Taylor Swift's eyebrows annoy me.
I fucking swear my dad is the most ignorant person...
The smarter a woman becomes, the more difficult it...
I'm never letting people borrow my shit again. If...
