What my cousin heard while walking in the hallways...
White Guy talking to his friend: Dude, I fucking got stabbed with a metal lead pencil today.
Black Guy *only hearing the word "stabbed": You got stabbed niggah!?
Hahaha, this made my day, people at my school are too gullible.
Chris: Wanna go to Tuttimelon instead of Borders?!
Gherin: No, Tuttimelon is for eating not studying.
Me: Chris just wants to check out some tutties.
Gherin: .... and some melons.
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