October 2009
229 posts
What my cousin heard while walking in the hallways...
White Guy talking to his friend: Dude, I fucking got stabbed with a metal lead pencil today.
Friend: hahaha.
Black Guy *only hearing the word "stabbed": You got stabbed niggah!?
Hahaha, this made my day, people at my school are too gullible.
Chris: Wanna go to Tuttimelon instead of Borders?!
Gherin: No, Tuttimelon is for eating not studying.
Me: Chris just wants to check out some tutties.
Gherin: .... and some melons.
All: hahaha!
Light My Fire - The Doors
Jim, you light my...
September 2009
250 posts
“He went down trying not to look long at her, as though she were the sun, but he...”
– Leo Tolstoy (via suzywire)
When we first met Your hair was long and brown ...
eletheowl:
Split Screen Sadness - John Mayer
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